Life is but a dream

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

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I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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Reblog if you joined Tumblr thinking you’d never get addicted but did.

taliabobalia:

shipitbabyonemoretime:

fucklikelarry:

crossroadtwins:

im-everybodys-whore:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

h3yd4v3:

castielspleasureisdeancock:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

the-bad-boy-salvatore:

dontscratchtheimpala:

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WHERE ARE THE NOTES???!?!?!

This fucking post doesn’t show notes… I think this job is for the Winchesters image

I think we broke it 

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0 NOTES

WE BROKE ITTTT

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD

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horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

fionagoodess:

when people ask you how school is:

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person: so what music are you into?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

Bless my friends for not screenshotting my snapchats